Thursday, November 3, 2011

I'm Thankful for Thanksgiving.

Wowza I'm a blogging machine lately. Anyways, this blog post is inspired by many of my friends who need to but put in their place...please read this especially Marissa and Emily.

Here today I am going to talk about a trend I see over an over again that must stop. This trend is the trend of celebrating Christmas WAY before its time. Before you read this brief paragraph please keep in mind that I LOVE Christmas time, so don't you dare call me a bahumbug.

Thanksgiving is an awesome holiday. All you do is eat and enjoy the wonderful things in life. It's stress free and equally as great as all of the other holidays. So please tell me why Thanksgiving is ALWAYS overshadowed Christmas? The second Halloween passes everyone gets all horned up for Christmas when it is 2 MONTHS AWAY! They seem to forget the simplicity of being thankful of what they have and start buying up a storm of Christmas decorations and making their Santa lists and all that crap. Then on the day of Thanksgiving all most people are doing is planning their plan of action for black friday shopping so they can get their CHRISTMAS shit for cheap. WELL GUESS WHAT I WON'T STAND FOR IT ANYMORE! I think Thanksgiving should get radio stations dedicated to its music and the stores should be filled with Thanksgiving decorations. Oh and you know what else? I like that Thanksgiving still has its true meaning to it...IT IS ABOUT BEING THANKFUL. It doesnt have some myth of a fat man creepin in children's homes overshadowing the true meaning.  Overall, I just really love the food and family surrounded by Thanksgiving and I just wanted to give it its street creds in this blog post......oh and I really dont want to be working on my essay for AP Lit like I should be...
YAY THANKSGIVING!

just remember I really do love Christmas and I'm not trying to knock it, I'm just sayin that I shall love Christmas AFTER the wonderful time that is Thanksgiving.

Yeah, I'm talking to you Marissa.
XOXO

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

lyke OMG! ily!

So today was cold, rainy and miserable...so since I was kind of a crabby bitch all day I'm gonna go on a bitch rant!


FACEBOOK RELATIONSHIPS!
Puhhh-Leassse! Don't even get me started. First of all I think Facebook is a very wonderful thing that opens a lot of doors. Because of Facebook, I've gotten in touch with more family and old friends, it's a pretty good way of communication, and it makes stalking much less criminal-like. So yay for that, but seriously, people need to take their freaking relationships OFF of Facebook!

I just love the lovers on Facebook. These couples think it is necessary that they comment, like, and write on each others wall multiple times a day expressing their undying love for each other. They are fond of things like "ily" or those weird little heart symbols I still don't know how to make. They know everyone can't stand them but this only fuels them even more. They then begin to PROVE their love to the unbelievers. OH PLEASE! Your love is about as real as my pet unicorn. Oh and might I just add that I have a firm belief that if you say things like "ily" "i luv you babe" or even plain and simple "i love you" on a Facebook wall that IT'S NOT LOVE OR ROMANTIC! If you really love someone how about you give them a call, or hey! heres a crazy thought, GO AND MEET THEM IN PERSON and tell them your feelings! Because Facebook is a social networking site not fucking Eharmony. Don't get me wrong I'm a girl and a hopeless romantic and when a guy says sweet things to you it makes you feel good...but if I were to open Facebook and have a notification about some crap that I'm beautiful and makes all his dreams come true on my wall I'd be like WTF? ...it takes away ALL of the romance and loses all value and credibility. I know your 3 week long relationship is like totally the best time of your life and you've met your soul make and you're gonna be with him foreverz and everz but HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR SHIT OFF OF FACEBOOK AND POST ABOUT SOMETHING THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT!

Well that's that, if you got through all of that congrats! Haha, I decided to go get some real life Facebook posts from a couple young lovers I will not name...ENJOY!

"I couldn't ask for a better man, best friend or lover. He gives me everything I need or could ever dream of. Copy and paste this if you married or have a boyfriend that is your everything lets show some much needed love♥ I love you [insert name]."
NOTHING SAYS LOVE MORE THAN CHAIN MAIL!

"[insert name]- The name of a sweet young girl whose smile and laugh could light up a world filled wtih darkness and the eyes that could make your anger vanish into thin air."
I JUST BARFED A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH

"You are beautiful babe idk how I got you but your eyes are so amazing your smile lights up my day your hair tops it all off and you should wear it down more often ;) but what makes you really beautiful is your loving and forgiving heart :)"
AW.

"i love you [insert name] thanks for being the best gf i could ever ask for thanks for always being there for me thanks for staying with me all these months even tho you could be with any other guy in the world i guess im the lucky one babe im sorry sometimes i mess up but i want you to know i want to stick together forever if you feel the same way thanks. do what yourheart tells you I love you"
HE WINS THE PRIZE FOR BIGGEST RUN ON SENTENCE EVER!

"If You held up 11 roses into a mirror, you'd be looking at 12 of the most beautiful things in the world"
NO, ACTUALLY YOU'D JUST BE LOOKING AT YOUR REFLECTION AND SOME FLOWERS HE WAS TOO CHEAP TO ACTUALLY SEND...BAHAHA.

"If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I would use my last breath to say, I love you."
MY LIL HEART JUST MELTED.

"i think God wants us to be together forever because he gave me a sign :)"
DID HE CALL YOU A DUMBASS?

Oh, how I love those! Thank you all for reading. Every once in awhile it feels good to bitch about something. Now I must return to my life of responsibility...right after I go post on my boyfriend's wall that he's a dream come true and makes my life sunshiny and glittery...
Life sure is a Slice of Cherry Pie....lmmmaaooo.