But anyways, today as I procrastinate my homework I decided to make up a little quiz so everyone could find out their halloween persona...So if your curious take it and find out!
1. When Halloween rolls around you are most excited for...
a) nothing
b) free candy
c) whorish costume
d) scaring people
2. Your favorite Halloween candy is...
a) old people mints
b) the kind that are made of pure sugar
c) slut candy
d) candy that children like
3. What costume would you most likely choose to wear...
a) dress up as yourself because you are lazy and lack creativity
b) a fairy princess, ghost, witch
c) something you bought at a sketchy stripper store with some sort of animal ears
d) trench coat and weird guy mustache
4. On Halloween what do your plans consist of?
a) sitting on the couch watching reruns of Lost
b) trick or treating until the wee hours of the night
c) working the corner
d) parking your van by a busy neighborhood offering candy to children
5. What will the morning after Halloween look like for you?
a) you will have toast for breakfast
b) you will have crashed after a 4 hour sugar high
c) you are pregnant
d) you are in handcuffs in jail
6. What word describes you most
a) wallflower
b) youthful
c) trannywhore
d) pedophile
OK! Now calculate your answers!
MOSTLY A's:
You are a very boring person. Halloween means absolutely nothing to you. You probably have no friends. On weekends you can be found playing mario kart...by yourself. You probably enjoy things like jigsaw puzzles and playing on farmville. You lack creativity and probably smell a little bit. You should probably take a little bit of advice from the Mostly B's and C's people because they usually have a good time. Don't worry though, even though you live a lifeless life of dull monotony your cats still love you!
MOSTLY B's:
You are a child at heart and have not grown up. You love halloween for the trick or treating, scary movies and free candy. You still have a youthful vibrance for life that is often loss in age. You enjoy the fun times in life. You probably love to play video games and steal all the cookies when your mom bakes them. So rock on you who is young...but keep in mind...if you are 30 reading this with joy and excitement......go get a fucking job and get out of your mothers basement.
MOSTLY C's:
HALLOWEEN WHORE! You are a Halloween slut and enjoy all things hoeish involved with halloween. As Mean Girls said it "In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." You take full advantage of this and wear as little clothing as you can. You probably debated between dressing up as naughty nurse or a naughty nun. Maybe you just wore lingerie and cat ears. There are two of your kind...there is the normal girl who just uses this day to dress a little more provocative that usual then there is the everyday slut who uses this day to become a mega slut. The mega sluts usually end their halloween with a new disease or a possible pregnancy. Either way she probably had a good time but probably doesn't remember that. Halloween sluts unite!
MOSTLY D's:
You are a pedophile. Halloween is only good for you because children ring your doorbell and you can offer them candy without being arrested. You probably have a creepy looking beard and probably smell funny. You may or may not drive a creeper van with tinted windows. People are just generally creeped out by you and your creepy balding combover. So please, on Halloween and everyday, leave the children alone they are so innocent. Go hit on the Halloween sluts they don't really know whats going on anyways. :P
So I hope you enjoyed that quiz and got out of it a new found view of yourself. bahaha. I wish you a happy Halloween filled with candy, whores and no pedos! Party while you're still young!
Have a Spooktactular day!
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