after noticing a surprisingly high rate of teenage pregnancy in our school this year I thought I'd write an informative list as to why you should avoid the bun in the oven.
1. You think Snooki looks good with a bump? Well same rule doesn't apply to your stomach, babies make you fat.
2. Have you ever thrown up? Uncomfortable feeling right? Well take that feeling times ten and imagine it out of your lady parts...mamma mia!
3. Sometime's after a long hard day, I like to come home and yell curse words....babies have little ears.
4. Babies grow into teenagers who bitch and moan and spend all of your money. (I know this from experience)
5. You can't fist pump while holding a baby...shaken baby syndrome is not cool....
6. Ever dealt with that friend/boyfriend/girlfriend et. who's just a little bit too clingy and needy? And you're like woah give me some space! Yeah well babies will never, ever give you space. They are the definition of needy.
7. Babies=Poop
alright that's all I have, now don't get all offended I have nothing against babies, or people who have them. But while your still in high school I think it'd be smart if we all remembered that "it would be sweeter, if you would wrap your peter."
well I'm outie folks. The world is your runway this week!
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