"That's a scary mask bro!"

HALLOWEEN IS TOMORROW! I sure do love halloween, the candy the scariness, the costumes. It really blows that it's on a monday but oh well! this year I have decided to dress up as a unicorn if anyone cares because that's just my style. As for my Halloween plans who knows...I would love to continue to go trick or treating but old people are a bunch of grumpers when it comes to the youthful teens trying to get free candy...jealous bitches...

But anyways, today as I procrastinate my homework I decided to make up a little quiz so everyone could find out their halloween persona...So if your curious take it and find out!

1. When Halloween rolls around you are most excited for...

a) nothing

b) free candy

c) whorish costume

d) scaring people

2. Your favorite Halloween candy is...

a) old people mints

b) the kind that are made of pure sugar

c) slut candy

d) candy that children like

3. What costume would you most likely choose to wear...

a) dress up as yourself because you are lazy and lack creativity

b) a fairy princess, ghost, witch

c) something you bought at a sketchy stripper store with some sort of animal ears

d) trench coat and weird guy mustache

4. On Halloween what do your plans consist of?

a) sitting on the couch watching reruns of Lost

b) trick or treating until the wee hours of the night

c) working the corner

d) parking your van by a busy neighborhood offering candy to children

5. What will the morning after Halloween look like for you?

a) you will have toast for breakfast

b) you will have crashed after a 4 hour sugar high

c) you are pregnant

d) you are in handcuffs in jail

6. What word describes you most

a) wallflower

b) youthful

c) trannywhore

d) pedophile

OK! Now calculate your answers!

MOSTLY A's:

You are a very boring person. Halloween means absolutely nothing to you. You probably have no friends. On weekends you can be found playing mario kart...by yourself. You probably enjoy things like jigsaw puzzles and playing on farmville. You lack creativity and probably smell a little bit. You should probably take a little bit of advice from the Mostly B's and C's people because they usually have a good time. Don't worry though, even though you live a lifeless life of dull monotony your cats still love you!

MOSTLY B's:

You are a child at heart and have not grown up. You love halloween for the trick or treating, scary movies and free candy. You still have a youthful vibrance for life that is often loss in age. You enjoy the fun times in life. You probably love to play video games and steal all the cookies when your mom bakes them. So rock on you who is young...but keep in mind...if you are 30 reading this with joy and excitement......go get a fucking job and get out of your mothers basement.

MOSTLY C's:

HALLOWEEN WHORE! You are a Halloween slut and enjoy all things hoeish involved with halloween. As Mean Girls said it "In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." You take full advantage of this and wear as little clothing as you can. You probably debated between dressing up as naughty nurse or a naughty nun. Maybe you just wore lingerie and cat ears. There are two of your kind...there is the normal girl who just uses this day to dress a little more provocative that usual then there is the everyday slut who uses this day to become a mega slut. The mega sluts usually end their halloween with a new disease or a possible pregnancy. Either way she probably had a good time but probably doesn't remember that. Halloween sluts unite!

MOSTLY D's:

You are a pedophile. Halloween is only good for you because children ring your doorbell and you can offer them candy without being arrested. You probably have a creepy looking beard and probably smell funny. You may or may not drive a creeper van with tinted windows. People are just generally creeped out by you and your creepy balding combover. So please, on Halloween and everyday, leave the children alone they are so innocent. Go hit on the Halloween sluts they don't really know whats going on anyways. :P

So I hope you enjoyed that quiz and got out of it a new found view of yourself. bahaha. I wish you a happy Halloween filled with candy, whores and no pedos! Party while you're still young!

Have a Spooktactular day!

Post Secondary Plans...

OhMaGawd! Umm yeah, so I think it's pretty clear that my blog has been pushed to the back burner in my life. The school paper people sent me a sheet to fill out about it and I felt like a jerk since I NEVER write on it and it could possible be in the paper....

So what in the world have I been up to since fricken SEPTEMBER?! ....well...uhhhh...all I can really think of is school stuff (homework, college apps, books, presentations, finals, ect.) which is not only LAME but SAD! So because I am a horrible blogger, I am taking precious time away from the 400 pages I'm supposed to have finished tomorrow of Dracula (thank god for spark notes) and writing!

Well, today Terrible Tuesday started out with a college fair...

Imma get real with you and let you know what I think about this whole planning for your future thing...I think that the whole idea is...SCARY, LONG, TIME CONSUMING, SAD, IMPOSSIBLE, FRUSTRATING, AND DID I SAY SCARY?!

I'm beyond intimidated by the whole process and if this were psychology and we were determining between the fight or flight response, you could say I'd choose flight.

So instead of using my time wisely and getting some of that crap done...I decided to compose a list of possible futures where I could have a solid living WITHOUT a college education.

1. Gypsy: I can look like a dirty hobo and do weird things like dance around, wear big hoop earrings, travel everywhere, and have a bunch of dirty hobo kids...oh and everyone can come look into my crystal ball! ...As for money...we keep that on the DL

2. Drug dealer: ...not the most respected career out there and pretty sketchy...but I am pretty hood so I think I could make some good cash...maybe...

3. Extreme Couponer: These people the craziest mofos alive but they have a SHIT TON of food and random crap. I could spend all of my time cutting coupons and then get like 9 carts full of food and pay ten bucks. And for the downers out there wondering where I'll get the money for the coupons and food...(see number 2 bahahaha)

I'll get a business card...McKenzie Phelps: Drug Dealer and part time Extreme Couponer

4. Nomad: I will simply live off the land. I will find myself a big expanse of woods and from there I will hunt, grow, and wander. (Note to self: must learn how to start a fire, kill and animal and make my own shelter) Pocahontas did it so it can't be that hard?...where the hell is John Smith when you need him?

5. GoldDigger: All I gotta do is bleach my hair, get breast implants, and lose all sense of morals...then its time to find the wrinkliest billionaire and pretend that I don't have to sleep with a man older than my dad...EWWWWWWWWW

6. McDonalds: While this one sucks it sure does have winning qualities. I would have to get used to acne, minimum wage, and constantly smelling like a greasy, fatass tub of lard...BUT I bet I would get a pretty good discount on food and c'mon now who doesn't love clogging their arteries? Ohh maybe I could even get promoted to fry cook...

So that's that....

Some of them have their setbacks and some of them aren't very stable in this economic downfall, but I bet I could make at least one of them work....

In the meantime...I should probably go do homework JUST IN CASE that I can't learn how to hunt or my boobs don't grow...

To all my fellow peers out there in the same predicament I wish I had any wise words of advice but I don't. I wish you all luck though.

and when in doubt remember,

Life's a Slice of Cherry Pie.

let's have fun while we're still young

Standardized Test FROM HELL!

It's a beautiful day outside, the sun is shining, theres a nice breeze...so you may be wondering...why are you inside writing on your blog that nobody reads?

Well my curious friends...I'm inside because I have lost all my soul and emotion to the ACT this morning. Yes, while the outside world was waking up to a lazy Saturday, I was confined to a little desk in the harsh world of flourescent lit classrooms. My mind was trying to so hard to put up a good fight, but it was slowing being sucked into the black hole of destruction.

My thoughts on the ACT:

1. I don't think there should be so much emphasis on it. Congrats if you're one of those weird super intelligent people who rock the shit out of it and get a super amazing score when you're like 12, but honestly all it does is test your ability to take tests.

2. I think the ACT sets everyone up for failure. Cram us in a room for 4 hours, with only a 10 minute break and deny us water and food. Uhh yeah, who the hell is gonna thrive in that situation?

3. SO MUCH STRESS! The night before the ACT I'm freaking out, my stomach is in knots, I have a bunch of pimples, I'm throwing up and my life is just a pool of stress. All because I feel like I have to do well so some college doesn't think I'm a dumbass and will give me money. LAME!

4. It makes me feel like the biggest retard on the planet. Maybe I am a retard, but c'mon now, the ACT is destroying my self esteem like the Iceberg destroyed the Titanic. And you know what the problem is, I take it...do bad...then have the feeling like I'll never be able to do well on it and have a huge cloud of negativity surrounding me for the rest of my life. Over dramatic...Maybe? But forreals it makes me feel like CRAP!

Thats all I got, I would write more but unfortunately the ACT sucked out my ability to live. I feel like I'm dead. To quote David after the Dentist "Is this gonna be forever??" I hope not, I don't want this worthless and retarded forever...

Oh, but on the bright side, my answer sheet was purple which I thought was cool for about 5 seconds.

PEACE!

RUN FOREST RUN!

Wowza it has been awhile since I've wrote on here, I'm really hoping this blog thing isn't going to turn into another one of those forever unfinished projects that I always seem to be starting....

Anyways, labor day weekend has gone and past, and I had a pretty stupendous long weekend, but unfortunately it also means that summer is officially over, which is always a hard load for my heart to handle but fall has its perks too I suppose....mehh!

Well today I decided I would write about something that I hate...mostly because I'm bad at it.

RUNNING.

I decided to write about this topic because yesterday I went to a cross country meet to cheer on my friends and boyfriend. It was one of those eye opening experiences that made me think "how in the world do these people do this to themselves?" I have an obnoxious amount of respect for runners because I really do think they might be the most dedicated, self motivated people that exist. Not only do they run 7 days a week during school buuutttt they also ran all summer at 7 in the effing morning. And running isn't exactly an enjoyable thing to do...I mean, I can think of a lot more enjoyable things to do instead of long amounts of cardio making your heart feel like it's going to explode. But anyways, I was just amazed as I watched the runners go. They're running up hills and shit and they never stop. Then towards the end they all look like at any point one of them might just fall over and die, but nope they just keep going! PRETTY INTENSE. And here I am wearing my "fat day" stretchy pants, drinking sonic yelling at the them to keep going. Needless to say I felt like a lazy-ass, douche bag! I mean, I exercise, but never at that level of intensity, and it usually comes with a lot of bitching and moaning on my part. The problem is that the motivation is all a mental game that I fail at miserably. I really feel like if I had half the self motivation they have, I could A. Be really in shape and B. pretty much do anything I ever wanted. Unfortunately, thats not how life works! Regardless, it was lots of fun seeing everyone run and I thought they all did great. In fact, I really just wanted to cheer on everyone there because I felt so bad for them. But I held back and had some school spirit instead.

So to sum it all up. RUNNING SUCKS.

but I wish I could be successful like them...

bahah. oh the dilemma!

anyways, I wish I could say I'm excited for the weekend, but with marching band and the ACT, I'm really just kind of pissed off....ahhh well, thats life for ya!

well I better get on the run (no pun intended)...STAY GOLDEN!

"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant AND DIE!"-Coach Carr

Hola everyone! Who's got the monday blues??? Surprisingly, not me...I've got a busy but kind of exciting week ahead of me that I'm ready to take on. BOOM.

after noticing a surprisingly high rate of teenage pregnancy in our school this year I thought I'd write an informative list as to why you should avoid the bun in the oven.

1. You think Snooki looks good with a bump? Well same rule doesn't apply to your stomach, babies make you fat.

2. Have you ever thrown up? Uncomfortable feeling right? Well take that feeling times ten and imagine it out of your lady parts...mamma mia!

3. Sometime's after a long hard day, I like to come home and yell curse words....babies have little ears.

4. Babies grow into teenagers who bitch and moan and spend all of your money. (I know this from experience)

5. You can't fist pump while holding a baby...shaken baby syndrome is not cool....

6. Ever dealt with that friend/boyfriend/girlfriend et. who's just a little bit too clingy and needy? And you're like woah give me some space! Yeah well babies will never, ever give you space. They are the definition of needy.

7. Babies=Poop

alright that's all I have, now don't get all offended I have nothing against babies, or people who have them. But while your still in high school I think it'd be smart if we all remembered that "it would be sweeter, if you would wrap your peter."

well I'm outie folks. The world is your runway this week!

Awkward Introductions

Well Heyo folks! I'm starting this blog with the same intention as when I started a twitter. Who really cares what I have to say?! But anyways, I digress. I've been thinking about starting a blog for awhile and thought why not today?!

Sooo for my first post I thought I'd let you know a little about me and then I promise the rest of my blog won't be me babbling on about myself.

Here's some fun facts!

1. Lady Gaga. 'Nuff said. If you have a problem with mother monster you probably should just leave. forever.

2. I am unusually loud and obnoxious BEWARE

3. Summer is my favvooritteee season. (lets all have a moment of silence for summer, for it has died)

4. I am very aware of all things pop culture, call it my guilty pleasure.

5. I try so hard to be hipster, but in all reality, I'm just a Nebraskan

6. Band, Choir, Orchestra. lalalala music is of high importance to me

7. When I'm in a bad mood, I go on long bike rides and I always feel better

8. You have to be a unique person to get my sense of humor, or maybe just crazy?

9. I am so terrified of the future.

10. If you read that whole list, you get a gold star for attention span.

Well I think that's enough, I think I'll end it short and sweet. Enjoy your sunday and good luck with the week ahead!

Remember, Life's just a slice of cherry pie :D